Description: Finally, a shirt that captures the raw, gritty world of late-night retail justice. Step aside, Vegas and Miami — the real action is between the Garden Center and the cart corral.
This premium cotton tee proudly identifies you as part of Walmart’s most underfunded investigative unit, specializing in coffee-stain evidence, rogue shopping carts, and mysterious puddles of unknown origin.
Featuring:
Official-looking CSI: lettering to confuse your nosy neighbors.
A dented shopping cart graphic because every case starts with one.
Fingerprint and coffee ring details, symbolizing our dual addictions to caffeine and chaos.
The solemn unit motto: “All suspects were last seen at the Garden Center.”
Perfect for true-crime addicts, night-shift philosophers, and anyone who’s ever witnessed a buggy-to-bumper hit-and-run in the wild aisles of Arkansas.
Wear it proudly — you’ve earned your badge in Retail Forensics.
Product features - Available in sizes S to 4XL for a perfect fit - Durable double-needle stitching on all seams - Seamless design for a smooth appearance - Soft garment-dyed fabric for added comfort - Made from 100% pre-shrunk ring-spun US cotton
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
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M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
Width, in
18.25
20.25
22.00
24.00
26.00
27.75
29.75
Length, in
26.62
28.00
29.37
30.75
31.62
32.50
33.50
Sleeve length from center back, in
16.25
17.75
19.00
20.50
21.75
23.25
24.63
Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
Color:
Size:
Description: Finally, a shirt that captures the raw, gritty world of late-night retail justice. Step aside, Vegas and Miami — the real action is between the Garden Center and the cart corral.
This premium cotton tee proudly identifies you as part of Walmart’s most underfunded investigative unit, specializing in coffee-stain evidence, rogue shopping carts, and mysterious puddles of unknown origin.
Featuring:
Official-looking CSI: lettering to confuse your nosy neighbors.
A dented shopping cart graphic because every case starts with one.
Fingerprint and coffee ring details, symbolizing our dual addictions to caffeine and chaos.
The solemn unit motto: “All suspects were last seen at the Garden Center.”
Perfect for true-crime addicts, night-shift philosophers, and anyone who’s ever witnessed a buggy-to-bumper hit-and-run in the wild aisles of Arkansas.
Wear it proudly — you’ve earned your badge in Retail Forensics.
Product features - Available in sizes S to 4XL for a perfect fit - Durable double-needle stitching on all seams - Seamless design for a smooth appearance - Soft garment-dyed fabric for added comfort - Made from 100% pre-shrunk ring-spun US cotton
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
Width, in
18.25
20.25
22.00
24.00
26.00
27.75
29.75
Length, in
26.62
28.00
29.37
30.75
31.62
32.50
33.50
Sleeve length from center back, in
16.25
17.75
19.00
20.50
21.75
23.25
24.63
Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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