Curiosity may not kill you, but it’ll definitely keep you up past midnight.
For the friend who says, “I’m not nosy, I’m investigative.” This shirt is your official badge of curiosity — the kind worn by people who’ve accidentally solved three Reddit mysteries and now think they could run Quantico.
Big, bold, and just self-aware enough to make people laugh, this design proudly announces that your search history is a cry for knowledge (and maybe help). Underneath, the fine print delivers the truth: Things I Want to Know Podcast — Because Google Isn’t Enough.
Perfect for true-crime junkies, amateur detectives, and anyone who’s ever thought, “This murder documentary could’ve been solved faster if I were there.”
Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for the perfect fit.
- Durable double-needle stitching on all seams for longevity.
- Seamless tubular knit design reduces fabric waste and enhances appearance.
- Soft, garment-dyed fabric provides a unique color and texture.
- Crafted from 100% ring-spun US cotton for ultimate comfort.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
Curiosity may not kill you, but it’ll definitely keep you up past midnight.
For the friend who says, “I’m not nosy, I’m investigative.” This shirt is your official badge of curiosity — the kind worn by people who’ve accidentally solved three Reddit mysteries and now think they could run Quantico.
Big, bold, and just self-aware enough to make people laugh, this design proudly announces that your search history is a cry for knowledge (and maybe help). Underneath, the fine print delivers the truth: Things I Want to Know Podcast — Because Google Isn’t Enough.
Perfect for true-crime junkies, amateur detectives, and anyone who’s ever thought, “This murder documentary could’ve been solved faster if I were there.”
Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for the perfect fit.
- Durable double-needle stitching on all seams for longevity.
- Seamless tubular knit design reduces fabric waste and enhances appearance.
- Soft, garment-dyed fabric provides a unique color and texture.
- Crafted from 100% ring-spun US cotton for ultimate comfort.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
