"I’m Only Here for the Unsolved Crimes… and Free Snacks” Raccoon Tee
from $25.97
For the true-crime fan who investigates and snacks with equal enthusiasm. Features an adorable detective raccoon holding a magnifying glass, because nothing softens suspicious behavior like a cute woodland accomplice.
Some people show up for the plot. Some show up for justice. You? You show up for the unsolved crimes… and also whatever food is on the table.
This playful tee features a mischievous little raccoon detective ready to crack cold cases or steal your chips. It’s lighthearted, funny, and an instant conversation starter for anyone who knows the irresistible pull of mysteries and snacks.
Perfect for true crime nights, podcast marathons, hobby sleuthing, or standing near the snack bar like you’re gathering evidence.
Soft. Comfy. Delightfully unhinged.
Features
High-quality DTG print
Soft, breathable cotton blend
Crisp art with transparent background for cleaner printing
Unisex fit
Perfect for true crime fans, snack enthusiasts, and chaos gremlins
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XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
5XL
Width, in
18.00
20.00
22.00
24.00
26.00
28.00
30.00
32.00
Length, in
28.00
29.00
30.00
31.00
32.00
33.00
34.00
35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in
15.10
16.50
18.00
19.50
21.00
22.40
23.70
25.00
Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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For the true-crime fan who investigates and snacks with equal enthusiasm. Features an adorable detective raccoon holding a magnifying glass, because nothing softens suspicious behavior like a cute woodland accomplice.
Some people show up for the plot. Some show up for justice. You? You show up for the unsolved crimes… and also whatever food is on the table.
This playful tee features a mischievous little raccoon detective ready to crack cold cases or steal your chips. It’s lighthearted, funny, and an instant conversation starter for anyone who knows the irresistible pull of mysteries and snacks.
Perfect for true crime nights, podcast marathons, hobby sleuthing, or standing near the snack bar like you’re gathering evidence.
Soft. Comfy. Delightfully unhinged.
Features
High-quality DTG print
Soft, breathable cotton blend
Crisp art with transparent background for cleaner printing
Unisex fit
Perfect for true crime fans, snack enthusiasts, and chaos gremlins
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
5XL
Width, in
18.00
20.00
22.00
24.00
26.00
28.00
30.00
32.00
Length, in
28.00
29.00
30.00
31.00
32.00
33.00
34.00
35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in
15.10
16.50
18.00
19.50
21.00
22.40
23.70
25.00
Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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