Not Today, Apocalypse – Paul G’s Corner Survival Candle
$18.78
Light this candle whenever you need to celebrate the little things. Like oxygen. Or intact infrastructure. Or the fact that your neighbor hasn't started a colony-collapse event with their deep fryer yet.
Infused with aromas of “We Barely Made It Through This Week” and “Please Don’t Touch Anything Important,” this Paul G’s Corner candle is the perfect companion for those who understand that humanity’s continued existence is basically a cosmic clerical error.
Burn it at dinner. Burn it during your podcast binge. Burn it as a beacon of hope—or as a preemptive vigil.
Either way, it smells better than the smoldering wreckage of civilization.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Lumient, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.
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Light this candle whenever you need to celebrate the little things. Like oxygen. Or intact infrastructure. Or the fact that your neighbor hasn't started a colony-collapse event with their deep fryer yet.
Infused with aromas of “We Barely Made It Through This Week” and “Please Don’t Touch Anything Important,” this Paul G’s Corner candle is the perfect companion for those who understand that humanity’s continued existence is basically a cosmic clerical error.
Burn it at dinner. Burn it during your podcast binge. Burn it as a beacon of hope—or as a preemptive vigil.
Either way, it smells better than the smoldering wreckage of civilization.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Lumient, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.
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