Here you go, Paul — the kind of listing that makes someone laugh, add to cart, and then wonder what kind of person they’re about to become.
“Panicking Strangers With True Crime Facts” Hoodie – Things I Want to Know Podcast
Congratulations. You’ve found the only hoodie that accurately sums up your personality:
cozy on the outside, deeply unsettling on the inside.
This gloriously snarky design features a suspiciously cheerful smiley face splattered like it’s been through some things, paired with bold distressed text announcing that your hobbies include casually terrifying strangers with niche forensic facts. Perfect for grocery store lines, doctor’s office waiting rooms, and making sure no one sits next to you on public transportation.
Warm, soft, and socially questionable — everything a hoodie should be.
Premium fleece-lined cotton blend (soft enough to offset your energy)
DTG print for crisp text and glorious splatter detail
Transparent-background design prints clean on any color
Front-ready graphic placement so no one misses the warning
Unisex fit
Works for true crime junkies, podcast gremlins, and people who treat Wikipedia citations like bedtime stories
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
Here you go, Paul — the kind of listing that makes someone laugh, add to cart, and then wonder what kind of person they’re about to become.
“Panicking Strangers With True Crime Facts” Hoodie – Things I Want to Know Podcast
Congratulations. You’ve found the only hoodie that accurately sums up your personality:
cozy on the outside, deeply unsettling on the inside.
This gloriously snarky design features a suspiciously cheerful smiley face splattered like it’s been through some things, paired with bold distressed text announcing that your hobbies include casually terrifying strangers with niche forensic facts. Perfect for grocery store lines, doctor’s office waiting rooms, and making sure no one sits next to you on public transportation.
Warm, soft, and socially questionable — everything a hoodie should be.
Premium fleece-lined cotton blend (soft enough to offset your energy)
DTG print for crisp text and glorious splatter detail
Transparent-background design prints clean on any color
Front-ready graphic placement so no one misses the warning
Unisex fit
Works for true crime junkies, podcast gremlins, and people who treat Wikipedia citations like bedtime stories
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
