Paul G’s Corner: A Brief History of Humanity Being Wrong… Loudly
from $23.78
Behold the shirt that perfectly sums up the last several thousand years of human decision-making: A Roman, a medieval knight, a Victorian gentleman, and a modern dude in a suit — all just as battered, confused, and catastrophically ineffective as the people running things today.
But wait. It gets better. Because nothing says “collective failure on a global scale” like a nuclear mushroom cloud sprouting out of the planet like an ulcer we definitely earned.
And just in case anyone misses the joke, the top word is written in a goofy, unhinged font so even the densest relative at Thanksgiving dinner can understand: “Relax, Brenda, it’s satire. Humanity’s always been a dumpster fire.”
The bottom line hits them with the quiet dignity of a resignation letter: WE’VE ALWAYS BEEN LIKE THIS. Which is such a comforting sentiment, really. Almost heartwarming. Like a flaming tire rolling down a hill.
Perfect for:
• That friend who watches documentaries for fun and hate • History buffs who’ve given up • People who enjoy gallows humor • Anyone who looks at the news and whispers, “Yep… checks out.” • Anyone who knows Paul G’s Corner isn’t a podcast, it’s a warning
(May Cause Side Effects Such as Offense, Enlightenment, or Snorting Soda Through Your Nose)
Wear it to the apocalypse. Wear it to brunch. Wear it literally anywhere humans are being disappointments — so, you know… everywhere.
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EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3005, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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Behold the shirt that perfectly sums up the last several thousand years of human decision-making: A Roman, a medieval knight, a Victorian gentleman, and a modern dude in a suit — all just as battered, confused, and catastrophically ineffective as the people running things today.
But wait. It gets better. Because nothing says “collective failure on a global scale” like a nuclear mushroom cloud sprouting out of the planet like an ulcer we definitely earned.
And just in case anyone misses the joke, the top word is written in a goofy, unhinged font so even the densest relative at Thanksgiving dinner can understand: “Relax, Brenda, it’s satire. Humanity’s always been a dumpster fire.”
The bottom line hits them with the quiet dignity of a resignation letter: WE’VE ALWAYS BEEN LIKE THIS. Which is such a comforting sentiment, really. Almost heartwarming. Like a flaming tire rolling down a hill.
Perfect for:
• That friend who watches documentaries for fun and hate • History buffs who’ve given up • People who enjoy gallows humor • Anyone who looks at the news and whispers, “Yep… checks out.” • Anyone who knows Paul G’s Corner isn’t a podcast, it’s a warning
(May Cause Side Effects Such as Offense, Enlightenment, or Snorting Soda Through Your Nose)
Wear it to the apocalypse. Wear it to brunch. Wear it literally anywhere humans are being disappointments — so, you know… everywhere.
S
M
L
XL
2XL
Width, in
17.99
20.00
22.01
23.98
25.98
Length, in
27.72
28.74
29.72
30.75
31.73
Sleeve length, in
8.90
9.17
9.45
9.72
10.00
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3005, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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