Paul G’s Corner: Celebrating Another Year of Not Blowing Ourselves to Hell… Yet
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T-SHIRT DESCRIPTION
Gather ‘round, survivors. This festive little number commemorates humanity’s greatest modern achievement: continuing to exist purely by accident.
Featuring a cheerful dinner table of blissfully unaware humans, this Paul G’s Corner tee reminds everyone that, astonishingly, the world is still here, and we somehow haven’t fire-sale’d civilization into the Sun.
Perfect for holidays, family dinners, awkward office potlucks, or any occasion where you want to look someone dead in the eye and say: “Yeah… it’s a miracle we’re all not vaporized by now.”
Wear it with pride. Or wear it in resigned acceptance. Dealer’s choice.
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Width, in
16.50
18.00
20.00
22.00
24.00
26.00
28.00
30.00
32.00
Length, in
27.00
28.00
29.00
30.00
31.00
32.00
33.00
34.00
35.00
Sleeve length, in
8.60
8.90
9.20
9.50
9.70
10.00
10.40
10.80
11.20
Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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T-SHIRT DESCRIPTION
Gather ‘round, survivors. This festive little number commemorates humanity’s greatest modern achievement: continuing to exist purely by accident.
Featuring a cheerful dinner table of blissfully unaware humans, this Paul G’s Corner tee reminds everyone that, astonishingly, the world is still here, and we somehow haven’t fire-sale’d civilization into the Sun.
Perfect for holidays, family dinners, awkward office potlucks, or any occasion where you want to look someone dead in the eye and say: “Yeah… it’s a miracle we’re all not vaporized by now.”
Wear it with pride. Or wear it in resigned acceptance. Dealer’s choice.
XS
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
5XL
Width, in
16.50
18.00
20.00
22.00
24.00
26.00
28.00
30.00
32.00
Length, in
27.00
28.00
29.00
30.00
31.00
32.00
33.00
34.00
35.00
Sleeve length, in
8.60
8.90
9.20
9.50
9.70
10.00
10.40
10.80
11.20
Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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