History books won’t mention it. Professors will deny it. But every cat knows the truth.
In the year 2783, the silence of space was broken by the shriek of squidcraft tearing through the void. Monstrous tentacle-ships, dripping with ink and arrogance, swarmed Earth’s colonies. Humanity panicked. Dogs dug holes. Goldfish swam in circles. But the cats? The cats strapped into suits, climbed into ships, and went to war.
They fought without mercy. Claws on consoles, tails whipping in zero gravity, laser cannons blasting like a thousand angry purrs. For every squidship that fell, three more arrived. For every cat lost, the universe trembled.
And in the end, they won — not because they were many, but because they were meaner. The Squid Wars ended in silence, broken only by a drifting hairball orbiting Saturn.
This shirt is their memorial. Their story. Their glory.
Unisex fit — for survivors, believers, and anyone allergic to mediocrity.
Cotton blend — softer than a kitten, tougher than space armor.
Battle art — astronaut cats locked in eternal combat with squidships, captioned in bold:
“REMEMBERING THE SQUID WARS OF 2783.”
Wear it as a joke, a warning, or a badge of honor. Because the future belongs to the fighters. And the fighters have fur.
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Width, in
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Length, in
28.00
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Sleeve length (from center back), in
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Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
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1.50
1.50
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EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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History books won’t mention it. Professors will deny it. But every cat knows the truth.
In the year 2783, the silence of space was broken by the shriek of squidcraft tearing through the void. Monstrous tentacle-ships, dripping with ink and arrogance, swarmed Earth’s colonies. Humanity panicked. Dogs dug holes. Goldfish swam in circles. But the cats? The cats strapped into suits, climbed into ships, and went to war.
They fought without mercy. Claws on consoles, tails whipping in zero gravity, laser cannons blasting like a thousand angry purrs. For every squidship that fell, three more arrived. For every cat lost, the universe trembled.
And in the end, they won — not because they were many, but because they were meaner. The Squid Wars ended in silence, broken only by a drifting hairball orbiting Saturn.
This shirt is their memorial. Their story. Their glory.
Unisex fit — for survivors, believers, and anyone allergic to mediocrity.
Cotton blend — softer than a kitten, tougher than space armor.
Battle art — astronaut cats locked in eternal combat with squidships, captioned in bold:
“REMEMBERING THE SQUID WARS OF 2783.”
Wear it as a joke, a warning, or a badge of honor. Because the future belongs to the fighters. And the fighters have fur.
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
5XL
Width, in
18.00
20.00
22.00
24.00
26.00
28.00
30.00
32.00
Length, in
28.00
29.00
30.00
31.00
32.00
33.00
34.00
35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in
15.10
16.50
18.00
19.50
21.00
22.40
23.70
25.00
Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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